Here is rich wisdom brothers and sisters. If the Conservatives (and the Tea party) get a big enough majority in congress, they want to reduce the government…maybe by 50%. Then we can balance the budget. Below is a rationale of what I think they will do. They must be the only real “patriots” because they seem to be the only ones who know that our government is too big.
I think these concerned religious Americans would do the things below and a whole lot more.
They would…
• Reduce customs inspectors – (only let in people from friendly countries we like)
• Reduce the number of federal border patrol agents – (tell those left to shoot to kill)
• Eliminate federal meat inspectors – (ecoli has only killed a few thousand)
• Reduce FDA inspectors – (our food is probably safe)
• Reduce the number of federal prosecutors and especially their staff
• Reduce the number of Supreme Court justices – (we don’t need 9 people)
• Reduce Supreme Court Justice staff by 90% – (they don’t need them)
• Keep the good Supreme Court Justices: Thomas, Roberts, Scalia and Alito
• Name Abramoff head of the all federal lobbyists – (goes with the campaign funding ruling)
• Pass all legislation on a simple majority
• Reduce legislative staff by 75% – (they’re either for something or against it)
• Reduce FAA inspectors by 50% – (let the pilots work most of it out)
• Eliminate the Department of the Interior – (no one I talked to knows what they do)
• Drill baby, drill – (what happened to BP could have happened to anyone…right?)
• Give K Street veto power – (that way they can come out of the closet)
• Require Congress to be 25% Tea Party – (because they sound the most patriotic)
• Eliminate food stamps to all who are not cleared by the birthers – (yes, even him)
• Review FEMA aid to places like the Ninth Ward – (clear with the birthers)
• Eliminate frivolous programs like Head Start – (it creates little competitors)
• Reduce minimum wages for certain zip codes – (more people will hire domestics)
• Eliminate taxes for everyone over $250K – (as a reward for getting there)
• Reduce minimum wage for anyone receiving any other form of aid – (no double-dip)
• Use above to reduce taxes for everyone earning over $50k in select zip codes
• Reduce Medicaid and Medicare by 50% because…. Just do it!
• Deregulate all small business (they have enough to worry about being small)
• For goodness sake, let Wall Street regulate itself – (they should be able to make a buck, too)
C’mon what d’ya say? Help us out here. It’s best for the country. These are the American things to do. Don’t you agree?
(by the way, if we become Conservatives and Tea Partiers and do this we will be closer to God too…like they are)
